Get your oars ready! The 5th Annual Southern War of the Oars on False River and Paddle Battle, takes place on July 14, 2018 - a False River Paddle Club and Muddy Water Paddle Company Production. Youth 800-meter, 1-mile, and 2-mile race. 3-person Relay, and 6-person YOLO Grande Team Races! Registration includes shirt, music, insurance, and refreshments. Finish festival will be at The Landing Bar. Reg by 7/1 for a guaranteed shirt. Visit our website or Facebook page for more information.